Admit it.  You’ve thought about having a bleached asshole.

Fact is, most people have thought about the color of their anus at least once.  Sure, it’s often brought up at a party as a joke but most things that people joke about tend to be things people think about as well.

Why is my anus dark?

A lot of people will tell you that your anus is dark because you don’t clean well.  That is not true at all.  The truth is that a dark anus comes from many different factors including melanin production, skin friction and age.  Different people have different skin types and some buttholes will be darker than others naturally.  Some races of people tend to have darker skin areas than others as well.  You can read all the scientific stuff about your skin at places like WebMD but suffice it to say that your dark anus is not your fault.

Why would I want to lighten my anus?

Not sure why you are asking that question if you are here reading this article.  But in reality, most people that want to bleach their anus are doing it because they care about how they look, and how they appear to their partner.  Is that vanity?  Maybe.  But it’s your body and your choice.  There is nothing wrong with idea of anal bleaching.  Especially nowadays when it seems like everyone in the world is doing it.  No shame!

How do I perform anal bleaching?

That is the million dollar question.  Well, not even close to a million dollars but you get the point.  There are medical procedures that can be performed by a doctor for a few thousand dollars.  The upside of having your anus whitened in this way is it can be quick and effective.  The downsides are that it is expensive and there is a good possibility of pain from the procedure.

Another option is to go to a spa or salon and have them bleach your anus.  This option is a lot cheaper than the medical one, ranging from $200 to $600 (and possibly more).  The problems with this method are that for one, some stranger will be playing with your butthole.  Sorry, not for me!  The other problem is that you will have to return quite a few times for multiple treatments.  That is a lot of time – and quite a bit of money spent.

The best option, at least in my opinion, is diy anal bleaching.  What do I mean by that?  These days there are a bunch of products on the market that will allow you to lighten your anus cheaply, safely and effectively from the comfort of your own home.  Remember the spa treatment mentioned just above?  Surprise – chances are they are using an anal bleaching cream that you could just buy yourself and apply from the comfort and privacy of your own home.  And for a lot less money.

Let us know

If you decide to dive in and pretty up that little bum of yours, the drop us a line in the comments below and let us know how it went and how you went about doing it.  We are all adults here so remember – no shame!

Until next time….


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